Real Madrid Administrative Professionals Day Gwyneth Paltrow Kate McKinnon After Earth AAPL Cha

Real Madrid
Lewandowski, Borussia Dortmund
Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0700
New York Times (blog)

Highlights and Analysis: Champions League Semifinals,
Real Madrid
But talk of the balance of power in soccer on the continent burst front and center on Wednesday after Borussia Dortmund, behind four goals by the Polish international striker Robert Lewandowski, dispatched
Real Madrid , 4-1, in the first leg of their
New York Times (blog)
Lewandowski floors
Real Madrid
with four
This time it was the turn of Borussia Dortmund who also scored four in a 4-1 thrashing of
Real Madrid
. It has been two days that have humbled Spanish football with Germany looking down on the rest of Europe. An all-German Champions League final now
Aljazeera.com
Administrative Professionals Day
Administrative Assistant Day
Wed, 24 Apr 2013 09:00:00 -0700
E! Online

Happy
Administrative Professionals
! See Gwyneth Paltrow, Anne Hathaway
In honor of
Administrative Professionals
(shout-out to all of the hardworking assistants), check out our new photo gallery and see which other celebs you can find on the toes of their onscreen bosses! PHOTOS: See the best onscreen assistants
E! Online
Gwyneth Paltrow
Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:00:00 -0700
Vanity Fair

Gwyneth Paltrow
named World 's Most Beautiful Woman "If I 've gotten fully dressed up, he 'll be like, 'Oh, wow! You 're
Gwyneth Paltrow ' Because he 's used to seeing me in like baggy shorts and frizzy hair, " she said. But at 40, Paltrow said her definition of what it means to be beautiful has changed. "I
Gwyneth Paltrow
Goes from “Most Hated Celebrity” to “World 's Most Beautiful
In the space of eight days, Oscar winner, self-appointed lifestyle guru, and Beyoncé-song consultant
Gwyneth Paltrow
has catapulted herself from Star magazine 's Most Hated Celebrity (More Hated Than Chris Brown Edition) to People 's Most Beautiful
Vanity Fair
Kate McKinnon
Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:00:00 -0700
New York Daily News
's
Kate McKinnon
Dances Around As Ellen While Being Interviewed ON
while watching Saturday Night Live 's HIGHlarious writer/castmember
Kate McKinnon
— who is known to be able to almost perfectly impersonate the chat show host — getting interviewed BY Ellen on Ellen! Why? Because Ellen requested that Kate dress up
PerezHilton.com
Ellen DeGeneres faces her 'SNL ' impersonator,
Kate McKinnon , and it 's
Kate McKinnon 's
perfect impression of Ellen DeGeneres has been a major highlight of this season of Saturday Night Live. So, when McKinnon stopped by Ellen, DeGeneres couldn 't pass up the opportunity to meet her doppelganger. Ellen handed McKinnon
Entertainment Weekly
After Earth
Tue, 23 Apr 2013 15:00:00 -0700
RopeofSilicon.com (blog)

Will Smith and Son Talk Science of
After Earth
In the upcoming science fiction film "
After Earth " our home planet goes through some serious changes over the next 1,000 years. So it 's fitting that the film 's stars, actor Will Smith and his son Jaden, would take some time to envision what the future
Discovery News
After Earth ' Starring Jaden and Will Smith
Jaden Smith With Volcano in "
After Earth ". Jaden Smith stars in Columbia Pictures "
After Earth " also starring Will Smith. Smith and Smith Star in "
After Earth ". Jaden Smith, left, and Will Smith star in Columbia Pictures "
After Earth " Directed by M
Space.com
Apple stock
Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:00:00 -0700
Christian Science Monitor
: sweeter dividend, sour outlook
Apple is opening the doors to its bank vault, saying it will distribute $100 billion in cash to its shareholders by the end of 2015. At the same time, the company said revenue for the current quarter could fall from the year before, which would be the
Christian Science Monitor
How Is Apple Still Selling So Many Aging iPhones?
Over the past two quarters following the release of the iPhone 5, Apple (NASDAQ:
) has been caught off guard by surprisingly strong demand for the iPhone 4. The company doesn 't disclose specific product mix data, but management has acknowledged
Motley Fool
Champions League
Bayern Munich, Barcelona, FC Barcelona
Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:00:00 -0700
New York Times (blog)

Highlights and Analysis:
Champions League
Semifinals, Real Madrid at
The two series certainly are not yet over (see Barcelona 's rally to oust A.C. Milan earlier in the tournament), but it appears likely that the world is close to seeing the first all-German final in the
Champions League , at London 's Wembley Stadium on
New York Times (blog)
Robert Lewandowski slams four past Real Madrid as Dortmund take control
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The Guardian
Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:00:00 -0700
'Castle, 'Bones, 'The Good Wife, ': Find out what 's next in the 'Castle, 'Bones, 'The Good Wife, ': Find out what 's next in the Spoiler Room. by Sandra Gonzalez. Tags: Bones, Castle, Nashville, , Scoop, Spoiler Room, Supernatural, Television, The Spoiler Room, TV Scoop. Comments +; Add comment
Entertainment Weekly
Jaguars new uniforms
Jacksonville Jaguars
Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:00:00 -0700
New York Daily News

SEE IT: Jacksonville
Jaguars
unveil
uniforms
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — The Jacksonville
Jaguars
took the latest step in the franchise 's makeover Tuesday, unveiling
new uniforms
and a two-tone helmet that 's sure to elicit positive and negative responses. Billionaire owner Shad Khan, coach Gus Bradley
New York Daily News
Jacksonville
Jaguars
unveil
new uniforms
with two-tone helmets
new uniforms
are one of many changes owner Shad Khan has made since purchasing the
Jaguars
in January 2012. Coach Mike Mularkey was fired after just one season and a record of 2-14, and the
Jaguars
signed on to begin an international series in
Los Angeles Times
Schwab
Charles Schwab
Tue, 23 Apr 2013 15:00:00 -0700
Christian Science Monitor

Schwab
website plagued by denial-of-service attacks - USA Today
Tuesday 's outage lasted about an hour and 40 minutes, but
Schwab
tweeted Wednesday that the attacks were continuing. "We 're having intermittent access issues due to a DOS attack similar to yesterday, " the company tweeted. "We are actively addressing
USA TODAY
Schwab
website recovers after second day of cyber attacks
Schwab , one of the largest U.S. brokerages, said on Tuesday afternoon it was that target of a distributed denial of service attack - an attack that floods websites with traffic in order to block access - that left clients unable to trade through the
Christian Science Monitor
Allan Arbus
Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:00:00 -0700
New York Daily News

Allan Arbus , Psychiatrist With Zingers on 'M*A*S*H ', Dies at 95
Allan Arbus , who left the successful fashion photography business he and his wife, Diane, built to become an actor, most memorably playing the caustic psychiatrist Maj. Sidney Freedman on the hit television series “M*A*S*H,” died on Friday at his home
New York Times
Allan Arbus , We Hardly Knew You
Seeming to strip credence from the adage 'the good die young, ' actor
Allan Arbus
shed his Earthly husk this week at the ripe old age of 95, leaving behind an impressive legacy of somewhat memorable TV and film appearances spanning almost 40 years.
Forbes
Thor 2 Trailer
Thor 2
Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:00:00 -0700
Entertainment Weekly

Thor 2 Trailer
Released Online [Video] - The Inquisitr
Thor 2 trailer
debuted online Tuesday. Thor: The Dark World is part of the Thor and Loki franchise of Marvel comics-based movies that continue a story left off after 2012′s The Avengers, directed by Joss Whedon. The new film will arrive in US
The Inquisitr
Thor 2 : The Dark World
Trailer
Reveals Unlikely Companion - Mashable
This full-length
trailer
shows Jane Foster in Asgard and reveals more about the plot, which includes a new, ominous threat and, perhaps, an unlikely new companion for
. Destruction and battle scenes abound and, as is customary in superhero sequels,
Mashable
Jenelle Evans
Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:00:00 -0700
Us Magazine

Jenelle Evans
Was Crying in Court After Arrest: Lawyer
Jenelle Evans
and husband Courtland Rogers will not be allowed to communicate at all until their court case is resolved. Credit: Splash News.
Jenelle Evans
is starting to feel the full weight of her apparent actions. The Teen Mom 2 star, who was taken
Us Magazine
Jenelle Evans
Ordered By Judge To Stay Away From Courtland Rogers
Jenelle Evans
was back in jail on April 23 after she was arrested for alleged drug posession and assault. The Teen Mom 2 star was released later that night on bond, but don 't expect her to see her husband Courtland Rogers anytime soon — Jenelle 's
Hollywood Life
Richie Havens
Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:00:00 -0700
NPR (blog)

Richie Havens
dies at 72; singer became Woodstock 's opening act
Richie Havens , the veteran folk singer whose frenetic guitar strumming and impassioned vocals made him one of the defining voices and faces of Woodstock and 1960s pop music, died Monday of a heart attack at his home in Jersey City, N.J. He was 72.
Los Angeles Times
Richie Havens , Folk Singer Who Opened Woodstock, Has Died
Richie Havens
once told NPR that he believed all music is folk music. Listen to Havens speak about Woodstock, Greenwich Village and why he loved performing in Neda Ulaby 's remembrance, broadcast on Morning Edition, at the audio link on this page.
NPR (blog)
Katherine Russell Tsarnaev
Katherine Russell, Boston Suspect
Mon, 22 Apr 2013 08:00:00 -0700
New York Daily News

Katherine Russell Tsarnaev : From All-American Girl to Bomber 's Wife
Katie
Russell , 24, now going by
Katherine Tsarnaev , and her young daughter have retreated to
Katherine 's
childhood home. She has not yet spoken with federal authorities, who want to question her about her husband 's activities. But Tuesday she released
People Magazine
Tamerlan
Tsarnaev
abused
Katherine Russell
with taunts of 'slut ' and
PHOTOS: RELIEF AFTER MANHUNT FOR BOSTON MARATHON BOMBER DZHOKHAR
TSARNAEV
ENDS. Three of
Katherine Russell 's
pals at Suffolk University watched as she was terrorized by the dead bombing suspect after they began their on-and-off
New York Daily News
CISPA
Mon, 22 Apr 2013 18:00:00 -0700
Salon

Anonymous and Libertarians Protest
CISPA ; Tech Giants Don 't Give a Damn
About 400 websites are taking part in an online blackout today to protest the Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act (
CISPA
). The web-based demonstration, organized by the hacktivist organization, Anonymous, is not likely to interfere with the
Mother Jones
What is
CISPA , and Why Should You Care?
A controversial cyber-security bill known as
CISPA
is once again in the news. The House approved the bill last week, and it now moves to the Senate, but opponents of the measure are not going down without a fight. Today, in fact, hacker collective
PC Magazine
Mon, 22 Apr 2013 09:00:00 -0700
ABC News

Apple (
) Profit Beats Forecast
Apple Inc. [NASDAQ:
] reported better than expected earnings for the second quarter, but hinted at the sum of all fears on Wall Street as it revealed disappointing guidance for the next quarter. The company 's earnings release after the financial
ABC News
Apple 's (
) New Share Buyback Plan Will Juice EPS
With earnings and its dividend hike last night, Apple (NASDAQ:
) announced a massive $50 billion increase to its stock purchase plan. Combined with the remaining stock purchase authorization, the new plan brings the total available for Apple to
StreetInsider.com (subscription) (blog)
Glenn Beck
Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0700
Wonkette (satire)

Glenn Beck "The burden of proof is on the federal government " to disprove my
Last week, the Department of Homeland Security debunked rumors alleging a Saudi connection to the Boston Marathon bombing, but that didn 't stop
from challenging them to … debunk rumors of an alleged Saudi connection to the Boston Marathon
Salon
Looks Like
Glenn Beck
Has At Least Four Listeners In The House Who Want To
glenn beck , winner As the world waits on its tenterhooks — which are surprisingly comfortable, and shaped liked a sofa — for
Glenn Beck
to release his DAMNING EVIDENCE about the US government coverup of the SAUDI NATIONAL who has already been
Wonkette (satire)
AJ Clemente
Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:00:00 -0700
W*USA 9

AJ Clemente , rookie TV anchor, says he 's fired for profanity on air
BISMARCK, N.D. A weekend news anchorman for a Bismarck television station says he was fired after he opened his first-ever broadcast with obscenities.
A.J. Clemente
says on Twitter that KFYR-TV fired him Monday: Unfortunately KFYRTV has decided to
CBS News
Anchor
AJ Clemente
Fired After Profanity-Laced Debut
In the history of first days on the job,
A.J. Clemente 's 't soon be forgotten. The newly-hired anchor for North Dakota NBC affiliate KFYR was fired Monday, one day after opening his first day on the air with a string of bleeped words when he didn 't
ABC News (blog)
Ryan Lochte
Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0700
The Week Magazine

Ryan Lochte
Talks Critics, Says Haters Are A Given - Huffington Post
A new reality series "What Would
Ryan Lochte " premiered Sunday on E! It debuted on the heels of an unflattering video that went viral over the weekend where he appeared in an interview via satellite with Fox affiliate WTXF in Philadelphia. The
Huffington Post
Reality show drive-by: What Would
Ryan Lochte
But despite those low expectations, Olympic swimmer
Ryan Lochte
managed to catch everyone by surprise when he started opening his mouth to allow words to come out during interviews at the London 2012 Olympics. What we heard was, to say the least,
The Week Magazine